It’s the thought that counts

Should’ve gone for it and hoped they didn’t have seatbelts on

To each their own I suppose

Solely for the sake of being pedantic, gravity is only a theory

Why? Get a decent job and you’ll get a decent pay.

I’m pretty sure it was being held on by an illegal building technique

Kombucha tastes like asparagus piss

Brains! Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew

Instead of dogs and a gun, he’ll have a car to drift into and kill his prey.

Once I get rid of my current god forsaken 2015 Cherokee, every car will become a forever cat. I don’t think I’ve got the guts to sell one.

Oh boo hoo. Everybody gets asked if they’ve been fired. You don’t deserve special treatment. And do you honestly expect the interviewer to know you’ve had a “traumatic moment” when you were fired? Grow up.

How dare that person do their job of hiring you by thoroughly making sure you qualify and asking pertinent questions!

It’s probably just a silly game mechanic and you’re putting way too much thought into it

There’s definitely a cheese for that

Unless you exclusively eat from subway, this take is invalidated by the fact that you can just add more

2 x 0 is still 0. Nice try Max Halley, but I’m two steps ahead

Wow you took the bait

Counter point: chili cheese dog destroyed with cheese

You know your days of fun, impulse decision filled weekends are over when you have to download an app to make everyone the same (I typically pay more and cover tabs when dining with a friend so I’m not defending people being cheap)

I think the Espace F1 would beg to differ