At the end of the day, it’s all about the dough.

Holy moly, Manning’s head in profile looks like it belongs half buried on a polynesian island.

But golfers are not cheats.

Compare to the reaction of all the co-hosts on ESPN of Rush Limbaugh’s Donovan McNabb comments.

I really like that the NFL is going to limit them to 15 games in your scenario. It’s very fitting.

I don’t know why I drafted Murray in the first round. That was stupid.

I'm 21 and I don't know what the fuck that is.

Yeah? Well I don’t care that the media doesn’t care that the public doesn’t care that the players don’t care about PED rules! So there!

HGH is medicine that has tons of potential for all kinds of legit therapeutic uses, but is stigmatized by sports bans. Legalize, destigmatize, and use that shit.

Pats are 8th in the league in points allowed.

In his apology OBJ namechecks:

shut the fuck up

Yep! It would hypocritical to write an article about other people’s mistakes then admit you make them as well.

Did he just silently correct all those errors?

what if I prefer low end products?

Um, why is “hamming it up” unethical? Sounds like an aesthetic preference masquerading (ironically) as a moral value.

I won’t watch porn unless I know the actress is getting her face plastered with only the best certified organic, pasture-raised, non-GMO, gluten-free semen.

This is perfect for me because I can only get off on my own smug sense of superiority.

hahahahahaha, oh man.