Ed Werder tweeted that he’s laid off, about 40 minutes after tweeting that his dog is dying. Bad day.

Unpopular opinion: Flying is actually an incredible value given that the above-mentioned flying greyhound bus can put you anywhere in the country in a handful of hours and just about anywhere in the world in less than a day. Obviously it would be nice if it were cheaper and more comfortable, but still.

Hard to believe people call you a complete shit writer Hamilton

Right? “Hey I screamed horrible things at these people. Why can’t they try to engage me in a reasonable conversation?”

If someone came to your house and camped in your front yard and screamed all day and night about how bad you are, you would want to correct the record somehow. Right?

It’s easy to not worry about money when Cobb County just gave you $400 million for a new ballpark.

“Evans apparently commented on someone else’s Instagram post and said he did not vote in the election.”

C’mon, there is a 0% chance you would have made this post if that picture didn’t exist, right? I don’t want to be overly sensitive, but the dude is either dealing with serious mental issues, serious addiction issues, or a combination of the two.

What was the purpose of this post other than mental illness click bait? “Look, here’s a guy who hit rock bottom, how fascinating!” No context, no story, just “funny weird picture that will get us traffic.” He’s not in the public eye anymore so definitely not newsworthy. I love Deadspin but come on, this is the kind of…

Yeah, that was a really well thought out and eloquent statement he made....

Did Mike Evans vote in this election?

“Neither candidate gives actually gives a shit about police shootings.”

Speaking of a dumb take. Are you saying you know more than the Mothers of the Movement — as the people deeply, personally affected by this issue b/c their sons & grandsons were shot & killed —who are strong Hillary backers?

Are you saying all these…

Except there are more things on that ballot than the president.

“You have dealt with an unbelievable slanted and negative media and have come out beautifully” sounds 0% like something Bill Belichick would say, and 100% like something Donald Trump would say while reading a blank page he is pretending is a letter from Bill Belichick.

Okay I am going to sound really stupid here, but- can somebody explain to me what exactly the purpose of that was? What did it do for the Wolverines?

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

Some moron just ran by my desk and bopped me in the head and said that Nate here said that Trump now has a 51.1% chance of winning this thing?

Hahaha that is one of the best summations of Jeremy Renner-dom I’ve heard.

I never knew Roger Waters to be some sort of pugi...oh, yeah, right.

But they didn’t, so he should shut the fuck up, and you shouldn’t be so pedantic.