I’m 48 and a lifelong Patriots fan. Having watched 2-14 seasons, the 86 Super Bowl humiliation, and the holy shit god awful 1-15 Rod Rust year, I’ll happily take sketchy, brilliant, and successful. I’d wager the rest of you would too.

First down started with 2:06. If they just run up the middle the play almost certainly takes less than six seconds, the Patriots just use their timeout then, second down hits the two-minute warning, and Coughlin gets to call another dumb run up the middle on third down just to get the clock down to 1:20, and Brady…

How are the Kardashians not boring? They just sit around and almost have conversations.

To be fair, Ryan is always fuckin’ pumped - win or lose.

3/5?

Will the Patriots lose a 3rd or 4th round pick because of this?

Jerry Jones: [browses article] Hmm, this Howard guy makes a good point. Hey, Jason, let’s put Greg on offense!

I feel like the Muscle Hamster is just spinning his wheel on this one

I love the idea that in Griff Whalen’s head, Anderson yelling “don’t snap it!” may have been just another layer of trickery to fool the Patriots before he snapped the ball.

I mean, couldn’t Griff Whalen just simply look at what was in front of him and know not to snap the ball?

niners?

not so much about being funny as it is how talented he is at impersonating the voices.

Jim Abbot: [light bulb appears above head]

hackers—are the greatest threat to national security. He is a lunatic.

So are you just turning into Cranky Blogger Person? Who, somehow, gets paid for it?

Goodell: Two games!

They tried real hard to have an opinion without actually stating said opinion.

And just like Tits McGee, this dumb fuck is on vacation.