Seriously, he sounds like he’s running for junior high class president with the amount of ridiculous things he is promising. “I promise, if I win, homework will be optional, tests will be scored by a friend of your choosing, lunches will be catered by Per Se and school will only be three days per week.”
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Notice how the people who want the biggest, baddest military and advocate invading other countries never serve in the military themselves?
Remember when McCain was first running against Obama and he was a reasonable, rational, person who could discuss issues without hyperbole and catch phrases? Before Palin was added as VP on the ticket? This is the opposite of that.
It’s not us! It’s our dumb thrice-divorced aunt in Florida! She takes everything at face value and is highly susceptible to slogans and catchphrases!
Ladybrain overworked?
Oh, I’ll go and say it—I really think that this late stage lapse into fascistic conservatism is a form of mental illness, comparable to alzheimer’s. I’m not absolving Trump, just saying that I think this is a symptom of certain people becoming susceptible to these crazy machinations as they age.
I don't know. I assume this is because I am not as clever as his Trumpiness, so it's just whooshing over my head.
I hear he’s been doing an incredible job. HUUUUGE.
He parodies himself. You don’t even need to write jokes about him, the comedy is just there.
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THE BLACKS LOVE ME. Especially when I call them “the blacks.”
Honestly, I find that some of the most bigoted and hypocritical Christians tend to be 'newer' ones that were hellions earlier in life. I think that once they've latched onto Christianity they feel like they have to make up for lost time or something by being extreme in all they're views.
“She wasn’t even a Christian until four years ago,” he says.
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Yes, but at least they had the benefit of not managing to earn a primetime TV series
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The way you’re taking one for the team so we don’t have to watch this is pretty noble, sir.
This is the same show everyone was excited about way back?? ugh.