Misanthrope Mime
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10/9/19
10:13 PM
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The Venn diagram of white women who voted for Trump and who watch Ellen is just one big circle.

10/8/19
7:28 AM
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It’s not the wig quality that’s gone down, it’s our TV screens. Higher definition screens point out imperfections more readily than they used to. Think of old school definition as a smoothing filter of sorts.

10/8/19
7:26 AM
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Data looks awful. I’d rather they’d had come up with some contrivance on how Picard preferred Data show human-like aging or Data figured out a way to age his skin in an attempt to be more human (Which is far more interesting a concept on its own - how do people perceive you if you are aged? How much does your own Read more

10/7/19
8:42 AM
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Oof. This is going to be awful. It’s going to be the worst parts of Nemesis and Insurrection mashed together with the worst parts of nuTrek/Disco.

9/27/19
5:13 PM
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Yeesh, Conan was terrible in this sketch. This Nick guy though, was hilarious.

9/27/19
8:32 AM
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The whole time I was waiting for thetriumphant return of Masturbating Bear. At any moment.

Alas. Conan has grown up. His fans, like myself, have obviously not.

9/27/19
8:24 AM
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Error: Kirsten Gillibrand is no longer a presidential candidate, she suspended her campaign on 8/28.

9/22/19
12:39 PM
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In a simple gIf, he’s still able to convey so much. In awe of his brilliant performances on the show.

9/22/19
12:37 PM
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Every episode he was in that dealt with the war, and its toll on him, was beautiful. Obviously great writing, direction, and production, but Aron made all of that come to life. Some of the best, finest, real, and just beautiful acting on the show. I remember reading what an honor and privilege he considered getting to Read more

9/20/19
5:01 PM
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Eh. YouTubers will never make it to mainstream media (for better or worse).

9/20/19
4:27 PM
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Look. I love Kevin Conroy. In my book he is the definitive voice/incarnation of Batman... but only on the Animated Series original run. He needs to hang up the cape at this point. It’s just painful to hear.

9/3/19
12:33 PM
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Only reason he's running is because Beau told him to before he (tragically) died.

8/20/19
6:42 PM
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What’s the word for schlock like this? Tacky, cheesey, overly melodramatic, feigned classiness, bravado? It’s like that meme about the marine who slaps the professor because God willed him to.

There’s gotta be a word for the aforementioned feelings I get when I look at this clown’s paintings.

8/15/19
5:37 PM
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Is it just me, or does he have the weirdest build? His physique is like if someone did one of those “this is what they’d look like in real life” drawings for an anime character who was part rooster part man.

8/9/19
5:36 PM
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iT wAs ObViOuSlY aN aLiEn ShIp ThAt GoT fUcKeD uP bY mErCuRy ReTrOgRaDe!!!!!1!!