Love your bf!!!!!

The butt bounce on the pillow at the end!!1!

I looked at this picture and wondered how Jessica Paré ended up with this bedreadlocked doofus. But THEN I did some research and learned that he is the manager for Men Without Hats, the most important and respected band of its time. Sorry I ever doubted you, Paré.

Dornan plays a sex murder in The Fall. It makes me think creepy mccreepster Christian Grey is a perfect role.

Thank you, Isha. I'm in bed watching Chopped. I have not felt this horrible in years. :(

Every damn time I see a story about A$AP Rocky, my brain always reads it as Aesop Rock, and I go through the confusion of wondering how he ended up on the gossip page. You'd think I'd have learned by now...

this is just perfect

"cried all over his drums..."

Oh look! Another white person who doesn't "get the connection".

It grinds my gears when people describe someone using American for ethnicity. For example:

Thank you for this article! Oh how I wish I could go to this exhibit! I suppose I will have to console myself with my Victorian hair brooch (oh yes, it contains the hair of some dead loved one!).

For you. For others, the points stand.

It's not, but I actually think this definition is a pretty good one. Especially the point about white people not really understanding how racist it sounds. I, for one, have never heard of a black or hispanic person referred to as "all american."

all american

Or about five years after the fact, when you've lost a ton of weight and you recognize him but he doesn't recognize you. It's a coffee shop and you keep catching him checking you out. It's like you're hiding in plain sight! He doesn't know at all! HAHAHAHA that turd.

Jesus, Steve, they even list their names in the chorus.

I had a lot of the same issues, and sometimes it was funny but a lot of the time it was not. I still vividly remember being at a public pool and this middle aged guy asking me if I was graduating high school/starting college and my mother kind of glared at him and went, "She just graduated middle school."

Any one else feeling their age because when he said "As Longs You Love Me" I thought Backstreet Boys.

the idea that a single family tree might boast both Aztecs and conquistadors

a single family tree might boast both Aztecs and conquistadors