This is my fear. I am going to my first Halloween party as an adult on Friday and am going to be face-peeling (undead) flapper (Combines aspects of my two favorite show- Walking Dead and Boardwalk Empire). My dress is not short or revealing, but I plan on putting a lot into the scary makeup. I am worried that I will…

I would have been relieved if she showed up. "OH GOD SOMEONE INTERESTING OH THANK GAWD!"

"Immediately"? They had a creepy countdown going until she came of legal age. Accio barfing.

I said it yesterday and I'll say it forever GET THOSE KIDS OUT THAT DAMN HOUSE!

Good for them. It's not only the racist hatred for the Middle East, but he is a sexist fucking assclam as well. He thinks he is liberal because he makes fun of Palin and religion. Sorry asshole, that's a low bar to clear. Also, props to them saying how this isn't a first amendment issue, because that is the first…

Should add misogynist asshole to that list as well.

He got slobbery and cried all over his drums.

Once upon a time there was a girl with a broken heart. She couldn't sleep. She couldn't eat. She couldn't Handle Life. Fifteen years passed. She finished school, reached professional goals, got married, purchased a home, and had a baby. Meanwhile, the boy who broke her heart became addicted to heroin, got clean,…

Yeah, that makes sense, sorry to hear it though, that sucks :/

I don't TRY to do it, but if I have to poop at a guys house (or if he's at mine) I poop. I figure if he can't handle me pooping/knowing that I poop etc he probably doesn't deserve to see me naked.

This story needs to be turned into a movie ASAP. Will Ferrell, Paul Rudd, Rachel Dratch, Amy Poehler and Stephen Colbert must be in it.

I said not a whole lot of leeway, not none. And those states are unlikely to condemn Russia. If they do, great, but then we get to mock them for their hypocrisy. Likewise, states that have had the laws in the past should be reminded of their own sordid histories.

I know this is not on topic, and I'm really really sorry. But is anyone else noticing Jez/kinja crashing on iPad? I don't use a regular computer and I don't know who to contact. I just want to comment, gosh darnit! Hoping this works before it crashes again.

More like people who, when the moon is right and the madness takes them, transform into murderous clowns. But yeah, pretty much.

owww. thanks!

Haters always gonna hate.

"Maturing" is realizing how many things don't require your comment.

You can also grind eggshells to a fine powder and use them as whiting for making gesso (thus speaketh the art geek)

Something gloriously retro about this set... in that vein...

Always sourdough. And butter with a sprinkling of salt. OMG, I need that right now.