I haven't really been following the whole story, but she sounds really terrified...and you know, like she just got assaulted :(. I mean, I hate the Palins as much as anyone but...

The opposite of my all-time favorite unsolicited OKCupid message: "no booty for a big chick huh"

HEY GIRL, WHAT'S UP? HEY GIRL, WHAT'S UP? YOU WANNA GO GET SOME HAMBURGERS?

I would like to think I'd take the civil route but I can't give myself the credit.

Object permanence is hard!

For some reason Yoko's tweets reminded e of those one-sided conversations you'd have with characters in Pokemon.

Cher is strangely coherent today. Did someone hack her twitter account?

As a fellow blue in a red state, I sympathize. I get so frustrated during election season. I am tired of people asking me "wtf?" Yes, my state continues to elect actual psychopaths, yes, we do everything we can to stop them.

Correction, Kara, we're about to elect an ENTIRE STATE BALLOT of whackadoos. I mourn for my great state.

We try Kara, God knows we blue Texans try - but damn gerrymandering makes it nearly impossible, even if we have the numbers.

So many convicted murderers end up getting married while in prison. Most recent in my memory: Joran van der Sloot. It gives me the sads for these women.

He forgot self-righteousness.

Um...no...being a serial killer is number two on my list of deal breakers...I'm terribly picky, you see.

Also, there are a great many misconceptions about how Easter went down.

Nobody parties like Kirk Cameron parties.

zomg!! those dolls have dead terrifying eyes. are they sitting on a mop?

EXCUSE YOU

Gordon's got a "Star Wars Holiday Special Mark Hamill" thing going on in that photoshopped picture.

I love that she also photoshopped Ramsey. Not only do we have to be beautiful all the time, but we must be surrounded by beautiful people!

In a gooba-gobble sort of way, I suppose.