Is it small batch though? Cause large batch anything sucks!

In my personal experience, people who order "artisanal anything" tend to be pretentious douchehats Blake Lively.

If the "active ingredients" of this (or any other quack therapy) could actually absorb into your skin to the depth needed to provide the benefits they claim, then they'd need FDA approval (or equivalent).

I've eaten there my whole life my fathers's family were cafeteria conoisseurs and I know most things there aren't that great. But you will have to pry my fried fish from my cold dead hands lol.

Hey. Shake it off already.

Right? It's Taylor Swift. If Taylor Swift tried to write a song about the mean streets and how mean they can be that would go over like a lead balloon. Girlfriend leads a charmed life so she writes songs about that.

"Someone should tell Taylor Swift about stop-and-frisk, or poverty levels, or the effects of school budget cuts, or people of color being pushed out of the neighborhoods they have populated for decades because of condos and Ted Talks."

You're demanding an awful lot from a bubblegum pop singer.

Hey now there's no reason to bring Luby's fine establishment into this discussion, lol. Damn now I want jalapeño cornbread and sweet tea.

Nah, it has to go deeper than that. He posted this ad knowing it would get attention, hoping it would get to the ex that other women would apparently love to be in her place.

Yeah, I don't get why this dude doesn't just take a friend, or even just go alone. Taking a solo trip after a breakup seems ideal. You could get rebound strange and vacation strange all in one. Also, you could come back home feeling refreshed and confident, not weirdly bound to a stranger who just acted as a stand in…

Some woman in the UK was willing to pay 91,000 Pounds to vacation with this dude? I mean you like what you like, but is he really that attractive?

An article talking about a song that's about self love, opening with the sentence "Who didn't see this coming?"

I agree! I almost expected some sort of rom-com happy ending where they wound up dating and got engaged.

I can't believe people are defending her actions. I felt like i was on crazy pills when I read that part.

Seriously. Stalking is a crime. Posting a negative anonymous review online is not. Plus, I wouldn't trust Kathleen Hale is 100% telling the truth here. The only evidence against 'Blythe' is coming from Hale.

"You're fat," I shouted. And then I poured the entire bottle of hydrogen peroxide on her head.

Is it wrong that I'm picturing this guy as Hagrid?

i WAS the goth kids most of my teen and young adult years and really appreciated a server who didn't make a big deal out of it.

I've never served, but I did work in sales at a home improvement store for a bit...

A waiter at Pizza Hut once said, in my father's hearing, that we "should go back to India." (We're of Egyptian background.) I was very young at the time so I don't really remember it, but pretty sure that guy's ass got canned. Too bad the same thing didn't happen to the sucky coworkers.