My daughter looooooves Barbie and I have to say the dolls are so cheap now, the arms and legs don't bend the way the ones I had growing up did, and the hair sucks. Also a lot of the dolls don't have real clothes, the top half is molded onto the body. Cheap cheap cheap!

Well, the reason my mom's Barbies were so great was my great-grandmother (who was a seamstress) made all these sick vintage dresses for them. So it's not even really about the Barbies, but the homemade accessories.

I never understood why celebrity dolls look so ugly. I came to a very serious decision when I was 11 that if they ever made a doll after me, I'd request that they use some generic Barbie face, because the normal celebrity doll faces are horrific.

This is the one I had. It was huge.

My sister and I shared this Barbie Dream House, and my Malibu PJ had to sleep on the couch on the second floor, which was bullllllshit.

I was raised that being on time is a show of respect. I HATE when people are late, especially when they don't call to tell you they're running late, then have the audacity to catch an attitude when you go ahead and eat without them. The mother fucking reservation said 8:00, not 9:00, go fuck yourself because I'm…

nooooo he is a treasureeee nothing he says makes sense and also ABS!!!!

I wish I thought you were relevant, Ireland Baldwin.

I really hate this dress.

For me, being fat and blonde = idiot to people (men, almost exclusively), until I talk.

It scares me how there is seemingly an infinite supply of creeps on the internet. I bet most of those people are totally pleasant in real life too. Like, it makes me worry that I have some acquaintance or neighbor or coworker or distant relative who blows off steam by going online and making fun of domestic violence…

Nor me. Whether that number is high or low, it's always wrong. Never right.

Yeah, and how the more people you're fucking, the higher your worth...IF YOU ARE A STRAIGHT DUDE

I will not address the awful comments. I'll move on to something else.

Also, any guy who enjoys blowjobs and uses "dick-sucking" as an insult is a fucking hypocrite.

What's wrong with being a dick-sucking whore?

I don't think trees have a flared base for easier removal.

Oh, Parisians. For a bunch of people who act like they've got a permanent dildo up their asses, I'm totally not surprised at their reaction. They're just mad MacCarthy is calling them out. Also, I want to put christmas lights on that buttplug.

So having a high pitched voice means you sound ditsy? No, no it doesn't.