Giorgio Armani excused his behavior: "You can't expect exemplary behavior from a man like him," he said.

On topic: It might seem to compelling to you to argue that images don't count as child pornography if you personally can be convinced that the subjects are over 18, but the only determining factor that actually matters, in point of fact, is whether or not they are goddamned children.

"Jessica's photo spread was child pornography...and trust me I know my child pornography!"

She taught me one of life's greatest lessons.

And THAT is how you end up fucking a ghost and then disappearing to Tacoma.

I absolutely adore this woman. Following her on Instagram was probably one of my best decisions in the last 12 months.

hopefully she won't light a candle

Is there anything creepier and sadder than a person pining for a someone they dated when they were 14, while the other person has gone through a marriage, child birth and divorce?

Chang disagrees

I think it's a cause and effect thing. Heigl was known for being an asshole on set (and is notoriously known as a diva) so Shonda started writing smaller stories for her character.

"Taylor Swift really wants Selena Gomez to move to NYC and live in her friend dungeon" I laughed really hard at this. Thank you for the mental picture of Gomez, Lorde and Lena Dunham in a dungeon setting with Taylor sitting with a guitar next to their cages.

I jumped for joy when I read that Kim Gordon news yesterday. She's one of my heroes.

Jennifer Lawrence

"I'm still a little confused about my options, though. Can we get national security framed as a matter of shoe selection?"

Although, in all honesty, if I ran into some random naked guy in the woods, I'd probably be a bit cautious. but then, I also tend to be cautious when I run into anyone in the wilderness. I'm generally ready for coyotes, deer, bear, even skunk, but people are a special kind of unpredictable...

There's always the Sookie Stackhouse method for naked woodsman confrontation:

Excuse you. I am a very important person who sells monogrammed coffee thermoses and I will have you know they are a PERFECT gift.

Are we sure that eating figs makes you look like an asshole? Or do you just look like an asshole?

I want this shawarma wrap so bad. We don't have shawarma like this where I live... I miss it. Dammit Uber.

You know what's bullshit?