Whenever someone tells me about the restrictive diet they force on their pet(s):

“My standard gift—an L.L. Bean boat tote filled with small necessities like baby Motrin—seems like much, much less of an MVP move.”

So because you didn't, it's not possible that she could have?

Washington State has an app. I’m guessing it’s not the only one. It's way easier to navigate and you can scan the QR code for State, Mega Millions, and Powerball. 

I believe the logic here is “Don’t spend $20 on a scratcher that has already had all of its top prizes claimed”. So, no, you're not going to actually increase your odds of winning the top prize, but you can't win the top prize if it's already been claimed. 

Hi Jezzies! I hope you all have a good time on SNS.

Hi! I don't recall being screened for endometrial hyperplasia (although to be honest, I was pretty flaky about my health when I was younger). But I've had transvaginal ultrasounds twice for different issues. Can I offer you any help there?

I’m sorry I don’t have any answers. But I’m sending you hugs and support while you deal with this very difficult situation. Don't forget to take care of yourself too. <3

Just to recap, your boyfriend and the father of your child is ok with forcing you to do something that has been making you bawl all day, during a time that is already stressful enough as it is.

Those YouTube videos that confuse Pixar’s Easter Eggs in their movies as evidence all the movies are all related sure make me roll my eyes. Somebody’s going to hurt themselves from all that reaching.

Purely by accident, I stumbled across an article recently explaining the difference between a dietician and a nutritionist. Do you know if you are working with an RD? Some states allow nutritionist to operate with no actual training.

Some shelters only accept new, unopened, unused products, so please double check first! I’ve also heard of places rejecting various colors.

I find that not only totally alarming, but also disheartening that you were allowed to work so much overtime and no one thought to mention this policy (policy?) to you. Heck, maybe it was even intentional. I don’t blame you for quitting.

A joke I can up with in high school that I saw while browsing my old Livejournal (Now that would get a good laugh - good grief!):

Oh dear, Erle looks like he was displeased with the world this week. Hopefully Mama Sundance can cheer him up!

I am so sorry for your loss. I tried to find something to distract you, but I know when you lose someone, seemingly normal things can be too painful and then everyone is staring at you wondering why you’re crying while listening to “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun”. I couldn’t stand the thought of upsetting you more, so…

“It was padding"! Barbie definitely promotes creativity.

Thanks for sharing the link! It was interesting to read about the two.

That’s terrific! I hope your doula experience provides you with everything you need. Birth and postpartum are such important but also vulnerable times for people. Thanks for the explanation, I’d never heard of that option before.

Human trafficking? Abuse of power by a male employer? Well I’m just moister than an oyster!