If Sensodyne stops making ProNamel, they’re going to have a one person riot on their hands, because it’s the only thing that neutralizes the constant, excruciating pain of my receding gumline.

I’m so glad every time I’ve been to Costco they’ve always had my Sensodyne ProNamel. Last time I tried to buy deodorant, they only had Schmidtt’s, which I’m allergic to. It’s been an odoriferous few weeks.

Counterpoint: this headboard looks like one of those attempts to make your sad headboardless bed look less like a sad headboardless bed, like when you hang a tapestry up or something, and not an actual headboard.

Counterpoint: this headboard looks like one of those attempts to make your sad headboardless bed look less like a…

My cousin had her first born in one of these as his primary sleeping spot the majority of his first year. She’s not going to have anymore kids though, so it would be a dick move for me to ask her if she had heard about this, right?

That burger looks disgusting.

Not quite a year after my mom died, there was a (honestly rather small) box at my local vet’s office asking for donations. A Girl Scout was working toward her Silver Award. She had chosen to request clothes donations to take to a recycler, then she was going to donate the funds to a senior cats rescue where she…

During the height of my weight gain, my wardrobe was exclusively jeggings from Walgreen's and tunics - mostly "jegging tops" from American Eagle. Now that I've lost weight and want to start making an effort again, I don't even know what my personal style is.

That was going to be my suggestion. I haven't been in a Gap for a while.

I am so sorry your stepdaughter was so thoughtless as to send you that as a joke. I can’t imagine how painful that must have been. I am so impressed by your response, though. Half asleep, I probably would have freaked out at least a little. You are a tremendous step mom and hopefully, with your guidance, your step…

I have an unhealthy love of plaid, but this dude somehow even manages to look bad in that.

Kitty White is three apples tall and three apples in weight. I don't know any girls with those measurements. 

My goodness, you stay up late! I find if I stay up any later than 8, I end up sleeping in like my lazy grandchildren, who don't get up until 6 to get ready for school.

Nah, you just had better taste than most children.

Honestly, who doesn't though?

I knew I was old once I started enjoying Antiques Roadshow and This Old House.

I initially thought you were referring to Attachments by Rainbow Rowells. A friend gave me that book for my birthday a few years ago, telling me I would absolutely love it. After that, it became crystal clear I would never take book advice from her again.

I ended up laughing when the trailer ended. Although I'm surprised I made it that long.

Thank you :)

We were not friends for quite some time after. 

Two hats and bonnet that looks like it's supposed to be an edgy version of the wings from Handmaid's Tale is not "a lot" of hats.