Maybe Charlie's dad should have watched some of that porn instead, so he could frickin relax. Uptight dickhead.

I would at least need to see if they were any good. And so would you, don't lie.

I’m all for this. One time, I was bending over to get something out of my bag stored under the seat in front of me, the oblivious seaward in front of me chose that exact moment to vigorously throw herself against her seat to recline it. Before anyone jumps on my dick, no she did not need to do that in order to make it…

Hugs to you too. 

Oh my goodness, he’s like if Bruce and Trooper had a baby!

We have a toothless tiger, but he always looks like he's sneering. Not like that cutie pants Trooper. He also struggles with eating though (very endearing). 

I'm sorry that you're stick working with a bunch of shitheads.

It does suck. 

I am so sorry for your loss. Big hugs to you.

That's so cool! Have fun :)

That's incredible! Thank you so much for sharing. Looking forward for to hearing about your wedding in three months.

Congratulations! Such a joy to hear. 

Came for the cats, stayed for the relatable family bull shit. Hugs to you.

“I bring nothing to the table...”

Call me pedantic, but when I hear the phrase "trick to help you save money", I don't think "by not giving other people money" really counts. How about not going out to eat twice a week? JFC. 

Wouldn’t we all become unhealthy since we’re supposed to be eating a plant majority diet? So your enemies will get the last laugh when you die of heart disease.

I mean, snake ownership is very closely tied to the counterculture. 

Noooooope.

I have seen jokes before about how Paul Rudd is ageless, but holy shit, 2003 Paul Rudd literally looks younger than 2000 Paul Rudd. It makes me want to climb out of my swamp, hunt him down, and perch over his bed at night to hiss into his ear “Tell me your secretsssss.”

It's always such a great win when kitties don't hide.