I was able to do something similar a couple years ago. As a long term Anglophile, I went to England, but it was a solo trip and I was incredibly anxious about it, too. I’m so glad I had the chance to do s, though. It was the first time I traveled outside north America. I hope you have a good time!

NICERS

He even could have made a drinks menu instead, and it wouldn’t have been quite as laughably sad as that attempt at... whatever that's supposed to be. Satire, I guess. 

“...where abortion is a method of family planning..."

Nothing pisses me off quiet like people who intentionally flout their inside jokes in front of you. And people who laugh out loud and then wait for you to ask “What’s so funny?” before they tell you. I DON’T ACTUALLY CARE, SUSAN!

Who the fuck asks for “rhino themed stuff”? Are you sure he wasn’t just hinting at wanting Ecko Unlimited stuff, but you weren’t allowed to ask for brands?

I recommended this show to my brother and he only watched part of an episode before turning it off because it “wasn’t funny”. Maybe it was just too real for him?

What if I wasn't a paid security guard, but just a concerned citizen with a stun gun?

He's a model, they're not supposed to smile.

My boys loooove belly rubs. Absolutely love.

A smiler even in his last few days <3

Come back, I need to see your cat...

O-town like “Liquid Dreams” O-Town? Did not realize they still exist.

Damn, now I feel like a dumbass. As someone who likes to tell people I’m a writer, that has never even crossed my mind. Usually I just go straight to whatever famous person I want to shag at the time. Although I usually back this up with some bull shit non-sexy times reasoning.

I don’t remember everything I ever lied about on the internet (hahaha, obviously), but for some reason I distinctly remember telling people that I went to Stadium high school, the high school in 10 Things I Hate About You. For no real reason, except the “cred”. Oh, and because I was a brat, I made fun of the people in…

That haircut is literally my worst nightmare and why I’ll never get any hair cut shorter than my shoulders again.

No.

Much better. And with a heart nose to boot, yowza!

They’re the only ones I could think of at the moment! Besides, I like my Crocs. They’re very handy for slipping on to take out the trash, and that sort of thing.... I’m not helping, am I?

If someone let’s me share their cabin, I will let you have my drinks. Thank you for being a friend.