JFC, Andrew Wilkow needs to fucking declench. She's nearly legal and we have one of the highest drinking ages in the world.

On one hand, it's good that he wasn't the defendant, like I'd assumed. On the other, does it really even matter what role was meant to be his...? :# 

If you think this is my first time singing "All the single kitties", you'd be wrong. Like, really, really wrong.

Yashar Ali forgot to post the link to his eBay store. 

Yashar Ali forgot to post the link to his eBay store. 

I’ve always thought of them as the towels wealthy people used to wear in the bath to persevere their modesty, à la Kristen Dunst in Marie Antoinette. But I think I’m actually wrong though and they’re just larger towels.

I’ve always thought of them as the towels wealthy people used to wear in the bath to persevere their modesty, à la…

Sizing is definitely key! I feel silly, because I even researched what size menstrual cups are good for teens.

How is everyone doing with their New year’s resolutions? One of mine is going well, but the other one, not so much. Funnily enough, the one would have thought would be the easier of the two for me, meditating, is the one that is being neglected. Earlier in the week, in sad beg for me to come back, Headspace was like…

That’s awesome! I’m so glad you got to do it on your own terms too, after weighing the pros and cons.

I’ve become positively obsessed with this chicken recipe, when made with a bit of garlic salt instead of regular.

He made me think of dulce de leche for some reason. Sernik is also an option if Dulce is too girly. I don't know, all of my pet name suggestions have been foreign desserts lately. Healthy eating is hard when you have a sweet tooth.

I’m so torn if I'll ever watch All-Stars again. Every season has been such a fucking mess. But I really love seeing how the Queen's have grown and seeing some of them get their Rudemption. It's hard to think about buying All-Stars 5 on Amazon when every other season has left me disappointed.

I haven’t been there in ages, but I feel for my big(ger) footed sisters.

I am still surviving in the upper bracket of"normal sizes" (it's actually quite handy, since you can find 10s on clearance pretty regularly) so I don't have answers, but can you get by with Unisex shoes like Converse and Crocs? 

Sometimes, you can hear the opinion of a conservative and think "I understand where they are coming from." Maybe their logic is flawed, but you can understand the rationale. This is not one of those times.

The nice part of me is like "I like that this ring is a custom ring that has meaning to them instead of just some big old honking diamond from DeBeers and it's unique." And the rest of me is like "That looks like a child's ring."

You forgot paramour.

I was just transported back to my childhood, sitting at our bar, the fluorescent lights flickering in the kitchen, and the tinny strains of the Smooth Jazz station coming from my mom’s RCA boombox. Kenny G's music will never be attractive to me.

Free him

Honestly, I’m completely mystified by that video, because for whatever reason, I remember seeing the clip on like ET or something, and I remember it completely different, including footage of the actual impact.

As a flithy Anglophile, I would be thrilled to death if my (future) kids did this. The English accent is 100% at it’s best when said by toddlers. Although I would never subject myself to the brain rot that is Peppa Pig, there are vastly superior shows out there that would also introduce a child to a British accent…