I feel like someone should tell the publishers of Secret Keeper "Over 165,000 Copies Sold!” isn’t as impressove as they seem to think it is.

My friend came over one time with a bag full of crap and a plan how the bullet journal was going to change her life. A notebook, washi tape, stickers, even a box of new pens ffs. About 6 months later, she was showing me a haul of stuff she’d got at the Goodwill, including an unused Lisa Frank planner.

I assumed that's what it was.

Especially when the marriage is going to end in divorce in a few years, if not months.

Just because they said it on Nip/Tuck doesn’t make it true.

That was my thought initially, but the headline is “Mom’s Employed; Junior’s a Couch Potato.”and I’m pretty sure that moms working could not be the soul cause of childhood obesity.

When one was built near where I live, our school made multiple guilt-laden announcements tell us to go volunteer and have all our friends and family join us. No joke, a few days before the week was up and the project was supposed to be over, our principal made an announcement in the vein of “Come on guys, this is…

“Stop playing political games and end the Shutdown!”

I’m not saying Melania deserves any empathy, but volunteering your wife to make that much salad? Whether it was 300 hamberders or 1000, even McDonalds employees wouldn’t have to do that alone.

I mean, it wouldn’t even take two hours. By the time it arrived at the White House, it would be gross. Either way though, my first thought too.

I’m kind of astonished that this has regained popularity. While I will fully admit I enjoyed binging the show, all of this seems very common sense to me (everything needs a home, store things in clear totes so you can see what’s in them, store things you don’t use as much in the harder to reach storage). Even my very…

It’s actually 28, once you realize you can’t exclude your copies of The Changing Magic of Tidying Up and Spark Joy.

That family left me gobsmacked. I was way before those kids’ age when “Mom, where is ____?” resulted in “I don’t know, Minty! I’m not responsible for your things!”

I am dead on the inside, the only thing I would have is my cat. And a jar of Nutella.

The only problem I had with UFYH was the parts that were like “Get up and do 10 minutes of cleaning.” I was like “What, now? But I’m reading!” Otherwise, I’ve definitely put a lot of its advice into practice.

I thought they canceled the show because the realized all these people were losing their homes, either because the renovations caused their taxes to jump so they couldn’t afford them, or else they would take out mortgages against them and fall behind on the payments all lose them that way?

They’re were so many old white guys, I couldn’t figure out what was going on. They sure tossed around the word “conspiracy” a lot though.

I love this commercial and of Gillette apologizes for it, I will stop buying their razors as protest. Which would really suck, because it's the only brand sold at Costco and razors are expensive.

I saw a comment featured in a news article that accused Gillette of not supporting “masculine men”. Apparently violence and sexual harassment are masculine things.

The whole “toxoplasmosis will kill your baby if you don’t get rid of your cat” thing is a huge overaction anyway. It’s much more likely to get it from improperly cleaned and prepared vegetables than it is from your cat's feces. And given that it's only an issue with indoor/outdoor cats, for many people who keep their…