20 minutes = 10 minutes to preheat to 350 + cooking for 10 minutes

So let me get this straight: I’m supposed to spend the 20 minutes it takes to preheat an oven to 350 and then make toast in it, instead of just having a toaster do the same job in 3 minutes, with almost no effort, and likely a small fraction of the fossil fuel energy consumption?

I don’t bake much (or at all), but aren’t eggs literally size-labeled right on the box?  I’ve only seen Large and X-Large (and occasionally Medium), but that seems like the easy way, no?

It depends.  Green bears have a distinct lime flavor, but Haribo green gummi bears taste like strawberry.  So as long as you’re eating non-Haribo bears, it’s pretty likely that they taste like actual bears.

I was going to say the same thing:  Casino boats have been exploiting this loophole for decades. 

That’s like getting a free cupcake and saying, “Sorry, I don’t want it unless I can have 3 more cupcakes.”

There are several countries south of the US that are just FILLED with Christians who want to come to America and have babies. I wonder how Kayleigh McEnany and those like her would feel about that. I haven’t done any research, but I can only assume they would be absolutely THRILLED at this possibility, and would…

That’s.... not a secret. 

Buffalo Trace’s bourbon cream is probably the best cream liqueur I’ve ever tried.  I love that stuff.  I enjoy Amarula also.  And yes, cream liqueurs make fantastic boozy milkshakes.

Yeah, it’s infuriating when the notion that “America isn’t perfect, and it can be made better” somehow means you hate America.

As far as I can tell, the “no ketchup” thing comes from Chicago, and on a Chicago-style dog, I totally understand it. They already have sweet relish and sometimes tomato slices too. Ketchup just over-sweets the whole thing. If you char the dog, that adds a little sweetness too. But if you’re using dill (or no) relish…

Holy shitballs, never tried pizza? You’re the only person I’ve ever met who can say that. Well, if you want to try pizza and you don’t like tomatoes or dairy, sliced potato pizza is really good. It’s popular in Rome, pretty much every street pizza place has it, here’s an example:…

Plain Whoppers? You monster! I guess if you don’t like that many different kinds of foods, you aren’t going to like that many restaurants. Most fast food restaurants for me fall into the category of “they have one or two really good things worth going there for.”

White Castle is obviously much better when you’re drunk, but I eat it sober occasionally.

Chipotle is (quality wise) head and shoulders above all of those other places you listed. If they have had hygiene problems, it’s because they actually use fresh ingredients.

Angel food cake has a specific, unmistakable texture that no other cake has.  It’s springy, kind of like an actual sponge.  It also isn’t very sweet.

Burger King is by far the worst fast food restaurant. Their new spicy chicken sandwich is actually pretty good though. The sauce is unique and tasty. The name is stupid, but who cares I guess?

I’ve been watching some old ER episodes lately, and the ridiculously insensitive slang they use on that show is crazy.  I wonder how much of it is accurate.

We will not be silenced!

Pasta e fagioli, very filling, tasty, and cheap: