Holy shitballs, never tried pizza? You’re the only person I’ve ever met who can say that. Well, if you want to try pizza and you don’t like tomatoes or dairy, sliced potato pizza is really good. It’s popular in Rome, pretty much every street pizza place has it, here’s an example:…

Plain Whoppers? You monster! I guess if you don’t like that many different kinds of foods, you aren’t going to like that many restaurants. Most fast food restaurants for me fall into the category of “they have one or two really good things worth going there for.”

White Castle is obviously much better when you’re drunk, but I eat it sober occasionally.

Chipotle is (quality wise) head and shoulders above all of those other places you listed. If they have had hygiene problems, it’s because they actually use fresh ingredients.

Angel food cake has a specific, unmistakable texture that no other cake has.  It’s springy, kind of like an actual sponge.  It also isn’t very sweet.

Burger King is by far the worst fast food restaurant. Their new spicy chicken sandwich is actually pretty good though. The sauce is unique and tasty. The name is stupid, but who cares I guess?

I’ve been watching some old ER episodes lately, and the ridiculously insensitive slang they use on that show is crazy.  I wonder how much of it is accurate.

We will not be silenced!

Pasta e fagioli, very filling, tasty, and cheap:

My wife likes chili on her burger at Culver’s, and I’m convinced that no more than 6% of Culver’s workers know that there is a button for adding chili (for $0.50) to a burger on their register. It’s a fight to get them to do it, every time. They try to force us to buy a cup of chili. They tell us they can’t do it.…

Has anyone tried offering them a lollipop?  Those cream soda Dum Dums are pretty fucking good.

I’m on board the “no sprinkles” train, but my wife is a rabid sprinkle lover. And it’s NOT because of the way they look. She loves the flavor of them. She will sit there with a soft serve cone and a plate of sprinkles and dip on the plate with every bite to ensure maximum sprinkles. Some people just like them.

Good, fresh pancakes are better than good, fresh waffles.

I totally disagree. The Arch Deluxe is the best burger McDonald’s has ever put out. It was better than pretty much any burger most of its competitors have put out as well. I would love one right now.

Um.... I don’t know how that was ever invented, but sour cream seems to work a lot of places you think it wouldn’t.  I guess if I can’t trust a random stranger on the internet who identifies as a madwoman, who can I trust?

I have not, I’ll have to give it a try.

Sopes are great, but I’ve never seen them as anything other than an “appetizer” at Mexican restaurants. We end up getting them almost every time we go to a Mexican restaurant that has them, either as an appetizer or as my wife’s meal. My favorite topping is shredded beef, and I had a ropa vieja sope from a Latin…

Instant Ramen:  Drain pretty much all the water off of it, THEN mix the powder packet in.  The noodles get coated with this super salty, super savory coating that gives them a really intense flavor.  

I actually tried one of these last night, and it was pretty fantastic. The best (non-fried) fast food pie I’ve ever tried.

I’d say the closest would be New York style, they were selling it by the slice.