I’m not a professional chef, but I usually find that questions of this type can usually be answered best by one of the following:

So Kate wins for getting milkshakes, although the fact that none of you picked this in the first round (let alone #1 overall) is a black mark on all of your records.

See, driving over the Indiana state line gets me excited because I know that Three Floyds and Munster Donut are only a few minutes away. Both are well worth the drive from Chicago.

Somebody told me that the singer of Collective Soul has had multiple concussions from people throwing Zippos at him during concerts.  I have no idea whether it’s true.  

A “good” salad bar like at those high end churrascarias: I get some mixed greens or spinach, with the best looking cold cuts, some sun dried tomatoes, and as many mozzarella balls as I think I need, then douse it with a little bit of oil and balsamic.

Funny bad kitchen service story: We were at a “pancake house” and the chef had obviously accidentally dumped salt into the pancake batter in place of sugar. They tasted like ocean water. We told the waitress our pancakes were salty and we would like new ones. She was one of those no-nonsense diner waitresses who had…

Those “confounding factors,” per Shapiro, are things like auto accidents, murders, and people taking their own lives. In other words, a whole lot of actual death.

Uh.... it’s a draft of preservative-laden faux baked goods, and you’re criticizing the first pick for being a preservative-laden faux baked good?  

Yeah, there’s a little Cuban sandwich/coffee shop with a few locations in Chicago called Cafecito, and they have guava/cheese turnovers that are just awesome.

I think I have to vote Allison, although it’s very close with Kate and her.

This is why we need AR-15s with 30-round magazines.

So there was a wing place in my college town (now closed) that had Honey Mustard wings. And I’ll be damned if they weren’t the tastiest wings ever. It wasn’t traditional honey mustard sauce, it was definitely a little sweeter, but it was fantastic. I don’t know why other wing places don’t do this.

I don’t blame Rudy, he’s just waxing nostalgic about the last time anybody actually liked or respected him.

Exactly. And cheap chocolate is close enough to wax without freezing it.

I’ve never really gotten the whole “frozen candy” thing. It’s like: Hey, I really like this candy, but I wish the flavors were more muted and it was harder to consume.

Right, because he’s a narcissist, and for a narcissist, everything is about them.

People who are wrong and stupid but will listen to others explain to them why they’re wrong and reconsider in light of that are bad, but not horrible. They’re not nearly as dangerous as people (smart or stupid) who are wrong and won’t admit or even consider the fact that they might be wrong.

I don’t believe it’s the same age for all people it happens to, and I know it doesn’t happen to all (or even most) people.

He made a mistake in any event, and he’s literally physically incapable of admitting a mistake.

“In other words, on the day that Trump claimed that Alabama would be hit harder, not only had Alabama had been downgraded from its original alert level, that level had been a previously stable low-grade chance of being hit at all.”