I guess I just disagree that any of the things you listed are “laziness.” I mean, everything you said is correct, but just because you use the word “laziness” doesn’t make it so. He’s in his 70's and gets up at like 6am every morning and works all day until his 8pm cable news shows come on. He golfs a lot, but that’s…

Yeah, Corona is neither cheap nor good.

Another type of beer to consider is the “pastry stout.” It’s normally on the sweet side with very little hops (although some breweries like Evil Twin do have hoppier versions) and with dessert ingredients thrown in: cacao nibs, vanilla, coconut, marshmallow, hazelnuts, maple syrup, graham crackers, coffee, fruits of…

Trump’s a lot of things, but I don’t think he’s lazy.  I’m personally more shocked he could identify which state Alabama was.

Well, Trump is actually right - at some point, some of the storm path projections had it potentially hitting parts of Alabama. Those projections were outdated by the time he made his tweet.

The fact that it implies he knows which one Alabama is left me with some doubt.

Also, deciding you know what is in someone else’s “self interest” better than they do.

ehhhh..... the Confederacy as a “culture” isn’t limited to the South, at least not these days. It’s really more “white rural” culture at this point. I grew up in central Illinois, and I saw a ton of Confederate flags flying.

I have fished on the Illinois River around Starved Rock many times, and it’s kind of crazy to see all of these fish jumping behind your boat. 10 years ago, there were an absolute TON of them. Judging by the number jumping, you would think the entire river must have been filled shoulder to shoulder with them.

I think you maybe need to watch it again. The point is that these fish are going to make other fish (and probably some plant life) extinct, at least locally. It’s not simple food preference.  They are an invasive species that is severely disrupting the ecosystem.

A lot of people grow up associating things like cinnamon and allspice exclusively with sweet foods, especially fall/winter desserts like pumpkin pie. It’s unusual for some people to taste them in savory foods (cinnamon especially). It’s something I’ve heard a lot.

It’s got spice combinations that are unusual to some people. A lot of people hit an age where their preferences for spices are set, and if they haven’t eaten and enjoyed particular flavors by that point, they aren’t really ever going to. I’m not like that personally, but I know a lot of people who are.

My understanding is that there are still a couple of taps around the stadium that sell Old Style, but they’re hard to find. I haven’t found them. Admittedly, I haven’t been looking. The plastic cups they use at Wrigley give the beer a weird flavor, and they used to serve the Old Style in waxed paper cups even after…

Seriously, what even is the fucking point of this? How does it help anyone? I’d like to say there’s some sort of racist purpose for this, but I can’t even figure that out.

It’s a reference to Trump’s magnificent mane of glorious golden hair.

“So is the Trump campaign consciously dog-whistling at white nationalists or just plain stupid?”

In a perfect world, I’d agree with you. But part of being a parent is trying to somehow get 48 hours worth of stuff done in 24 hours. Abstract moral grandstanding tends to get pushed to the back of the line in favor of making sure you hold the tenuous strings of your life together and don’t lose your fucking mind.

My friend Chesterton Whitington Crocsnsocks III would beg to differ.

Yeah, McEnany is actually a really smart person and knows what’s going on. She has been on cable news for years, and she’s always calm, rational, and respectable. Ever since Trump hired her, she’s lost all respectability she once had. She’s being paid (hopefully for her, really well) to go on TV and sacrifice her…

Most people aren’t. We all know Trump can’t read without moving his lips.