I gotta ask about the extraneous capital “I”s.

Would have never guessed he would come up short.  Wide right maybe,  but not short. 

You join the mafia, you either end up in prison or a body bag. That’s the risk you take 

It’s less awkward than his get-well tweet for Cab Calloway.

Well, the natives were happy to sell them their seats for beads. /s

FedEx Field is where you go when you want to be close to nowhere, adjacent to nothing, and 3-4 hours reaching the foregone conclusion.

So under the banner of being “patriots” they feel entitled to overwhelm and displace the redskins from their native land, big surprise.

“God no...he is an Idiot to run aroung on the field but he doesnt deserved to be murdered.”

Where's Vontaze Burfict when you really need him? 

he offered to go get ice cream with the kid to patch things up.

I’m going to withhold judgement till Neil Young writes a song about it.

It is a very short article, yet you clearly did not read it.

Everyone who doesn’t want to watch this movie (and I’m in that group) should instead go watch Phoenix in You Were Never Really Here, where his work is quiet, understated, and absolutely spectacular. That film, which appears to be about a hit man doing a particular job but which is actually an exploration of trauma,…

+.38, .39

+220, 221, whatever it takes.  

I wanted him to respect the game & respect me as a veteran player.

Weeeellll...the VPs had to sneak in 9 holes this morning...which turned into 18.  You have to be fluid in these tough business situations.

Rick Reilly must be turning over in his grave. 

The hole from which the deuce drops is not worthy of praise.

The most mind-blowing thing about this is that the Redskins now look like geniuses for letting him go.