And this is why when I tweet about China, it’s only to say how Winnie the Pooh wishes he was as handsome and wise as President Xi Jinping.

He Hate Me- So He Make Me Watch The XFL Draft

Insert your own Chris Berman sound effects; I know I did.

They barely even celebrate? C’mon, look at this Boston enthusiasm!

You could’ve given me a thousand years to guess and I never would’ve said Phil Simms. And I’m a Giants fan (then again we were team Hostetler as a family).

All of this is true and also pretty craven. But money talks...

Well if you put them together it spells the hidden message of “IIIII”

It would be a Music City Miracle if he survived that one.

“College Football Thug Attacks Student During Timeout”

That’s huge progress. I was expecting they’d use a word that begins with the letter N.

Thank you, but it’s not the size of the stars in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the stars.

“I guess Sitowski owes him money.”

Starter money is reserved for studs like Case Keenum and Ryan Tannehill.

“The Pirates have not yet commented on Vazquez’s arrest.”

This isn’t real, is it?

“After ODB touchdown...”

Let’s fight racism with racism 😎

Sad gumbo :(

I don’t believe you. There is no way Jameis Winston has dozens upon dozens of fans.

I can’t believe Adam Vinatieri is still in the league. I also can’t believe it’s not butter, so clearly I haven’t been paying much attention since the mid-90’s.