VERY underrated comment here.

“That’s like re-segregating the country, why would we want that? Besides of course the reasons Tucker Carlson and I lay out every night.”

“Dolphins head coach Brian Flores declared on Friday, ‘I have a good team.’”

I have.

Jeff Fisher is noticeably erect at your prediction.

This walking Cialis ad is the founder of Focus on the Family.

It takes a special kind of asshole to make the Raiders appear remotely sympathetic, and Antonio Brown is just the asshole for the job.

Looks like someone will have to change his name to “Criss Cardinal.”

Sounds like the same logic my former manager used for making nasty comments to my Italian-American co-workers about Soppressata and Mortadella whenever we were falling behind at work.

I was in favor of national health insurance and controlling tuition costs, but then when I read the compelling argument of “Eh. I can afford both right here” it COMPLETELY changed my mind.

David Glass looks like the Six Flags Old Man mascot with hair.

I admire what the NCAA is doing. If they cave here, next thing you know everyone will be exploiting their mothers’ brain tumors to get a transfer.

Tell me more about baseball, guy who doesn’t watch baseball.

I felt really bad for O.J. Simpson until I remembered I don’t give a shit about anyone’s fantasy football team, and also that time he killed his ex-wife and a waiter.

Did you miss that part where the Eagles won Super Bowl LII?

Let’s remember some fun writing

“This feels like a good time to mention that the team’s training staff won the Ed Block Courage Award NFL Athletic Training Staff of the Year for 2018.”

Good lord, get a life buddy.

Lol, trolls gotta troll. Have a great day friend!

Why are you still here? You didn’t like my comment and you think I have a “lazy, first-draft sense of humor”? Great, I don’t care. You’re some chump on the internet obsessed with hating a comment section. Just think about how pathetic that sounds.