I feel like apology parsing has serious potential to overtake baseball as our national pastime!

What a strange place we’ve found ourselves in where adequately displaying the reality of violence, and mental illness in a piece of art gets you tagged as bad people, and actually mocked by the writers of places like the AV Club when you act incredulous that you should be held responsible for violence in society…

And they’re not wrong. What’s the difference how realistic the violence is or the state of the world? Nothing. It’s just because some “woke” chick wrote an seersucker calling Joker an incel hero for some reason. The funny thing is that she and journalists like her would be more culpable if something happens besides it…

Yeah, a movie studio disallowing press to a red carpet premiere is totally the same thing as the president calling the press “the enemy of the people”.  No difference whatsoever.

Seems like you just know a bunch of loser babies.

But what about the Cardinal Way (of being a generally miserable human being)?

just glad to read an article about fucking with Minor that’s not about Alan Dershowitz

You manage the Red Sox.

What if unrelatedly my pants were already full of poop? What do I do then?

That weird moment where CB Bucknor does the right thing by doing the wrong thing.

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There are numerous examples of this kind of round-number-chasing in meaningless September/October games; leave it to the Red Sox to shit away a full season THEN get their sanctimonious panties in a bunch when the opposition reminds them they are playing in meaningless games.

No he made a stupid comment congratulating Minor and CB Bucknor on his 200th strikeout because every member of the Boston sports media deserves to be set on fire

Okay, but who gets beaned now?  Bryce Harper?

So... CB Bucknor is the hero because he made an intentionally bad call to end this episode of bullshitball? Man, fuck everyone associated with this farce.

Moved to Wisconsin a few years ago. Start with the Packers ownership.

yeah, it sounds to me like he’s not comparing the goals the extremes of both sides are trying to acheive, but the actions they take to meet those goals.

Browns never have a chance in Boston.

Every piece of discourse on this movie has been dumb as fuck. Nobody that wasn’t at TIFF or isn’t a professional film critic has seen the movie. We don’t even know how violent it will be! The trailers don’t actually make it look all that violent! If it’s as inspired by King of Comedy as people say... it probably won’t…

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