“The integrity of our game is going to [be] damaged when the safety of players is not at the forefront

We’ll cut the suspension down to probation, but watch yourself. 

Sounds like he needs a little more party in the back.

If Dan Marino had played hockey:

I mean, that is a pretty good take-home message.

Counterpoint: don’t kiss your kids on the lips like that, it’s fucking weird. 

Dude had an ongoing system of blatant cheating to the extent he was coordinating that cheating over text messages with team employees. When caught, he cheated again by destroying the evidence and then had the nerve to claim offense at being asked to provide his phone, which everyone already knew contained evidence of…

Tom: “Sure, he did some terrible things before he joined the team, but that’s all TB12 under the bridge”

It’s not his fault the interview was held in a park full of squirrels across the street from the post office.

On the other hand, Twitter, etc., so I guess I get it, although he’s totally fucking wrong here anyway.

Alright, who said “Speak!”?

““It’s so easy for us to blame and shame because everyone has a voice now,””

Imagine framing “everyone has a voice now” as a negative. 

It’s almost enough to make you long for Roberto Aguayo, who would just go ahead and miss without the need for all these mental gymnastics.

When pressed for solutions on how he’s going to fix his kicker problems, Arians responded brusquely, “We’re not going to yell and scream at him. We are going to support Matt and gently focus on converting extra points and field goals with him this week in practice. It’s Gay Conversion Therapy all next week.” *mic cuts…

Welcome to America in 2019, where Arians claim to be helping a Gay but really just want to set them further back.

Are we really that surprised with yet more backwards logic from Arians?

It's like there must've been some reason Vic Fangio didn't get a head coaching job for six-hundred years.

Like Trump for Prez, this Simpsons throwaway line haunts the world today.

   Things are tough for the Broncos when their GM is their biggest neigh-sayer.

the 90-yarder is the best because Williams had the safety lined up per usual 20 yards back and Odell still ran by him like the safety was Gregg and Odell was a head coaching job