The Jets Seem Like They’re About Done With Trumaine Johnson The Season

I’m sure it was worth him basically missing the birth of his child and all those sleepless nights away from his family to develop such a potent and unstoppable offense. 

NY Post headline writers are drooling right now.

At the half the Jets have three Ficken points. 

-13 passing yards at the half. That’s quite an accomplishment in today’s NFL. Truly, Adam Gase is the QB whisperer.

Jets fans are used to seeing who’s at quarterback and going, “Look - fuck.”

Somehow, the Patriots will land him for a sixth-round pick and some used denture cream.

Nah, Jalen’s still too young and productive. Give it another 5-6 years, and then he’ll be a prime Jets pickup.

Now that I consider it, his non-average career stats kind of suck for being in the majors for 58 years. 11 saves and 20 strikeouts a year? 

Prop bet: which Federal agency will Trump task with proving that he was right all along about the origin of the nickname?

In summation, hell yes it’s perfectly acceptable and even the height of hipster cool to root for the Dolphins to stink beyond the resistance of even the most devoted tar-spreading roofer’s nose.

Can we root for them to be so bad that the 1972 Dolphins retroactively have their perfect season stripped so we never have to hear about it again?

Lions fan here. They have a looooooooooooong way to go. 

Does the woman with a bag over her head also have a vape tucked between her breasts?

It takes real dedication to the paper-bag-over-the-head shtick to sport one when the heat index is 102 degrees.

“Funny — no one cared when he was on the Steelers!”

“Whatever, haters, you’re just mad because he’s on the Patriots!”

Isn’t that now called Showing the Kavanaugh?

Dummy. Everyone knows the only way to stop Romelu Lukaku is to hire Jose Mourinho to coach him.

... and take your star!