Im pretty sure being a college football team is what is preventing them from winning the super bowl 

“When you’re a star, they let you do it...”

Two Kevin Costner references in one comments section! I'm in heaven!

Or he could try fucking Rene Russo. It’s good for what ails ya.

Is your dad a gritty hard worker with a high diabetes IQ?

My dad says it’s because he’s a quitter and only cares about collecting a paycheck instead of winning.

He needs...a bodyguard

Gravity finally gets its sweet revenge on Newton. 

He’s got the yips, and when a quarterback has the yips, there is only one thing left to do.

Detroit, because they are probably the largest city without a professional football team.

We had to say dickety, because the kaiser had stolen our word for twenty.  

Wasn’t it also mentioned several times during his brief NFL stint that coaches had asked him to fill a role other than QB, and he repeatedly refused to do so? Because “God wants me to be an NFL quarterback” or some such idiocy?

That shit is selfish!

Talk about selfish. The only reason the guy starting playing minor league baseball was because his name was becoming increasingly irrelevant after he was a huge bust in the NFL and he just SUCKS in Triple-A. If it was any other player playing like that in Triple-A, he wouldnt have a job anywhere. He literally only has…

“What responsibility do you think that Americans need to take to repair the legacy of slavery in our country?”

Once again, Burneko is showing he’s just another leftist who is against any mentally unfit politician who had a disgusting political and social record well before his mental instability became evident.

If this guy’s apology contained the words “I promise to be more of a Chris Kattan”, we’d all be demanding an apology for that apology.

Just once, I want someone to say “Yeah, I said it. And fuck you all.” That man would be my hero.

The bigotry is coming from inside the house!

Well, at least now I know the answer to “Who’s the most Jacksonvillian player ever to Jacksonville?”. For now it’s this guy, because I’ve already forgotten his name as I write this comment.

“SEE!  Brown people STEALING MY JOB!”