Doesn’t Fox News keep Diamond and / or Silk on retainer, sleeping in a little room just off camera, for just such an emergency?

it’s funny because everyone in New Orleans somehow takes themselves too seriously.

Wouldn’t have been the first time I’ve had a night ruined by a 15-second boner.

Also, fuck them fonts... all 39 of them.

To be fair when they used to do that to Johnny Manziel he happily lapped it up.

I wish we could punish fans like these, but they are already Browns fans.

“That fan’s conduct was a perfectly reasonable reaction to the obviously threatening behavior by #26.”

“Brady’s head has gotten inexplicably SMALLER since his rookie season.”

His son could tell you that unhealthy scratches are worse.

Not only are they invited, but they’re going whether they want to or not.

In this case the Guice WAS loose.... stool

Big Ben on third and long:

Derrius can handle those 12.

I feel like there is a direct correlation between the girth of one’s head and neck and their propensity to date rape.

It’s been like this ever since he started drinking that brain and nerve tonic that Artie Burns gave him.

Remember last season when all the stories in the off-season were about Ben Roethlisberger getting in shape?

Maybe he meant morally good, like they visit the children’s hospital and recycle their trash and stuff.

“Dolphins head coach Brian Flores declared next Friday, ‘I have a good team.’”

“How to treat adults who act in ways we wouldn’t accept in children”. 

Browns fans have tempered expectations down to only going 15-1.