Tanking is like taking a Greyhound bus cross-country. Sure, it may eventually get you to the Gawker offices where you want to go, but it’s got a busted toilet with a bathroom door that won’t stay closed messy and unpleasant and uncomfortable, there’s a one-eyed sailor named Georgio who cleans his toenails with a…

Dombrowski looks like he’s moving on to his next project, waiting outside a dressing room to make sure Jackie Brown’s plan goes smoothly. 

He’s buddies with one of the most successful real estate developers and casino operators in the world, too.

if they’re looking for candidates, i know a guy who has a baseball background as a player and a business background as an exec for a video game company. he’s also got a real handle on social media and can probably procure state funding like a badass.

“Adam Gase had a chance to set the tone for the Jets’ season.”

This is why I ref 10 and under at my local Y. Ejections. Nothing, absolutely nothing, feels like ejecting the little punk when he looks at you wrong. Raise an eyebrow, you’re gone son. Dad screaming bloody murder from the sideline, take a walk kid. Someone has got to teach these kids a lesson. Sometimes life is cruel,…

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

At least viewers were able to see what a Home Depot ad looks like over utter blackness. The terror.

Breaking news: Foles unable to throw football with third arm

TOTAL EXONERATION!

And the only thing that can prevent another Patriots Super Bowl victory? This man:

I hope the next rub and tug Handjob Bobby gets is by a old lady with sandpaper hands.

Yes. Just like President Trump’s actions have been 3D spock level chess strategy no can can fully comprehend. Then again, sometimes idiots will idiot and end up perfectly parallel parking.

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

My point was that you can be pro-player and not be pro-this-player-in-this-circumstance.

Generally, contracts require both parties to uphold their end of the deal. I’d assume not showing up for work, snitch-taping your boss and posting that on the internet, and threatening your boss/colleague might not be kosher. You can be pro-player and not show your ass here. 

Can we check and see if he’s doing sit ups in his driveway yet?

Cutting off dreads doesn’t change your skin color, does it?

Come on is there really anything wrong with helping this young man look presentable in mainstream society