Let me search Brazzers real quick and find out...

Yeah, way to bury the lede, Lauren. What the fuck is Fistball?!?

There’s no racism in Italy?  Hot dog!!!

I’m open to hearing the logic, but not sure anyone can salumi on it.

Sadly it’s looking more and more like there is no cure for racism. Pardon my language but I think it’s bologna. 

“I hear Tim Apple is having a Hard Time creating a hit TV Show for Apple! Too bad! I know a little about making hit Television Shows from my time on The Apprentice on NBC!” - the president in about 10 minutes

Yeah, I’d hate to live in one of those shitty countries where people can afford doctors and college.

27 years old: too young to die and too old to be riding a scooter.

Jones also added, “Eli Manning is still one of the NFL’s best quarterbacks and should be starting for the Giants for many years to come.”

Dan Snyder looks like the manager at the grocery store you worked at in high school.

12. Actual dolphins, who didn’t sign up for this shit. 

Proposing a ballot measure that if Miami goes 0-16 no member of the 1972 Dolphins can ever drink another drop of champagne. 

Will this story be updated with the results of the new “Favorite Teammate” poll once the votes are tallied?

You were in that weightlifter thread arguing how many days are in a week, weren’t you?

That’s a sort of distorted version of a more common line of wisdom: a two-goal lead is the most dangerous lead in soccer - because it’s a gap that’s big enough to make you complacent and play conservatively, but also not quite big enough that the other team has no hope of overcoming it.

GUMBO GUMBO EVERYONE HAD BOUNTIES GUMBO!

Yeah. That’s how I remember it. There was no need for a large number of ravens to go after him. That red headed dude was gonna kill him right there.

All that “bountygate” bullshit was just that: bullshit.

“That’s some good coaching right there. Although I would have had Stills kick a 43-yarder”