Who brought this moron out of the greys? 

I sat in a bar, with my pregnant wife, down in Florida watching that game unfold. The nice locals next to us seemed excited for the Bears about to kick the winning field goal. I told them that he was going to miss it. I had no doubts about this and then he hit those fucking poles. Sat there in my Mack jersey, staring…

Yeah well Packers fans life expectancy is about 46 years old, so enjoy your remaining years you goon

I, too, like to do the parts of my job that are fun and not the parts that are physically punishing and thankless.

If a white man is arrested in Boston and not wearing a Larry Bird jersey, did he really commit the crime?

Better yet, just call your team “The Mascots”.  Then your mascot could be a mascot! 

That is because the MON-STARS are responsible for the biggest non-Atlanta related chokejob in the history of sports.

Just have a giant Hitler mascot roaming the sidelines, he was a monster, it works!

Mirotic was brought to NO to bang down low?as a Bulls fan this is hilarious to me. 

Got u fam

pickup weenie should pair well with my truck nutz, link pls

I’m a little unclear on the chain of events here. The rule says all helmets more than 10 years old are out. His helmet is 12 years old. So last year it was 11. I was taught 11 was more than 10 in kindergarten. How was last year not the “grace period?”

Grievance 3: He never got the notice about the new helmet rules because it was sent to an old email address.

I don’t know the particulars because I really don’t give a shit but if you’re in a position to find an excuse to not play a life shortening game for a clowncar organization while still getting paid a bunch of money is it not worth pressing that button to see what happens?

To be honest they weren’t watering it down, or at least that wasn’t the purpose, the guy clearly poured the head into some sort of container in the cooler. They were stealing beer, likely to drink on the job if some annoying cell phone detective wasn’t there blowing up the spot. You can take my word on this, I’m TIPS…

“This is nothing like the rich, full-bodied Mexican beer I expected!”

Oh, man, Coors is gonna be in so much trouble!

Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit.

aint nothin more AMERICAN than takin a shit while starin down the grim reaper 

It aint about brains son, its about HEART