Buddy. Give Cirque du Soleil a shot.

What team would be the bad baseball men to take offense to that and bean him?  Gotta be the Pirates, right?  Cardinals? 

I got $50 that those two are dating inside of 3 months

Don’t you worry guy! Argentinians take women’s basketball just as serious as mobile posters hyperlinking on Kinja.

Your Mom’s House since all the players will be there anyway to have sex with her

You Boston fans are seriously the fucking worst.

The Four Corners, with each base in a different state.

In a privately paid for, non-taxpayer-funded stadium.

This article reeks of Deadspin just deciding what it wants to be true and sneeringly insisting upon it.

Whoa calm down there with your kinky fantasies, Suzyn. 

John Sterling Must Be Stopped

Generally really enjoy your writing Chris, but this is a terrible article.

Or, he just really likes to play basketball and win and we are assigning way too much motivation to a guy who might actually just be kind of a dummy.

So when KD uses burners to pump up his image, it’s lame. And when he doesn’t blame anyone else for a career setback, it’s also lame.

Never any sympathy with that guy. Fucking Elway. 

So what if he tried to hit Hyde?  He’d have like an 81.7% chance of missing anyway.

Next time Hyde will remember to stand for the anthem!

Time will tell whether Bradbury’s watery buttcheeks will be a persistent problem for Minnesota’s passing attack.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/rich-people-charitable-giving_n_1819142

Hard work like leaning on municipal and state governments to get tax breaks and public funding for their businesses on the backs of middle class tax payers.