Appealing? No.

THE RAIDERS ARE COMING

Bo Bichette Had A Perfect First Week As A Blue Jay

I really think that what the Jays are doing will be instructive to the rest of the league. Forget investing a ton of money in scouting and development. Just start paying a premium for genuine ex-big leaguer semen. Forget stud prospects, embrace stud fees. The Jays have clearly shown they can’t draft, sign or trade…

That day should be a national holiday.

Sue, you’ve shit your pants again.

Man, hope that dude doesn’t run into Brian McCann anytime soon.

I think a combined no-hitter is more about how bad the losing team was than a single-pitcher no-hitter, which is a personal achievement.

Combined no hitters when they pull the starter short of 100 pitches just don’t feel the same to me. 

Tim McCarver is already mad about this. 

But would Gritty pull an early 90's Deion and appear at both Opening Day AND Game whatever of the Eastern Conference quarterfinals?

You have to do it if you’re the Mets.

Unless the Phillies are all in on this season, the smart move would be to trade the Phanatic for a mascot with more years of team control left on his deal.

Is it weird I’m just happy to see that it wasn’t a White Claw?

Certainly better than the last story about a Cleveland quarterback drinking followed by a beating.

Yeah, but where’s the Hall of Fame for Donna Reed’s bust?

And the DH coming to the NL. Makes the likelihood of things like this happening way less. 

Velasquez was playing in left because the Phillies had used up all their available pitchers and position players in previous innings, as tends to happen in extras.

This is one of the reasons I oppose the expansion of the roster. 

This is exactly why I never exercise. Nobody’s legs ever went kerblooey while sitting down having a snack.