Man’s twitter account shows him to be a trump supporter so...

Honestly I just thought they were trying to lock down Zion.

They're simply trying to lock up the underdog role in order to stage the greatest comeback season of all time

His teammates on that 2006 Mariners team included Richie Sexson and Carl Everett and Matt Lawton; it was Ichiro’s age-32 season. This was more or less a different geological age in baseball terms.

I don’t know if it’s a directive from the editor, or just a case of colleagues adopting each other’s literary styles, but the constant “dunked his soul to hell” and “smacked the ball to the goddamned moon” shit is fucking exhausting and not remotely funny anymore.

Oh, I thought you said it was a Meyer Lemon Party!
/puts pants back on
/leaves quietly

I feel like you needed a story and this is what resulted. 

Ken Ravizza, one of the absolute best. He’s being recognized more and more.

In Neely’s defense, just because Ravizza’s dead doesn’t mean he isn’t doing what he does best.

I also don’t give a shit about “Game of Thrones”, where’s my media coverage?

I love that only a few plays later he fed it to Bell again, to put in a monster dunk.

I did find him relatable during Fergie’s National Anthem performance.

“This one’s goin’ back back back backbackbackbackback aaaaaaaaand.......Gonorrhea!”

please, no more.  this is all so depressing

This is the worst thing that I have ever read. +1

Little kids love the unwritten rules of baseball.

Freddie: *smashes a home run*
Me: *makes fun of little Charlie for getting owned by his dad*
Freddie: *runs offscreen*
Me (seeing that he never returns to the picture): “Just like my dad!”

Freddie Freeman Crushes Towering Tater Off His Own Child

With a performance like this, my beloved Tigers will likely have a spot for this kid in their bullpen in 15 years or so.