Alf was the O.G.

The ball going into the basket was quite a process.

what about some real brews, am i right brother? amen

Pitching like that and not playing for the Mets, how did she manage to lose three games?

Why do I feel like his State Farm agent really is Chris Paul’s closest friend?

Can’t wait for the 20-page leaked report on how the scorer’s table cost the Rockets this game.

BBC: “So can you actually defend any of your positions?” “YOU’RE A COMMIE LEFTIST AND NOBODY LIKES YOU.”

“We don’t need to watch every tape” - Robert Kraft

That’s why Eli can’t be defeated by Belichick’s traditional methods. You can’t confuse the perpetually confused.

“Just switch to paste, like I did” - Eli Manning.

Horford’s not technically wrong.

All that stupid prep to swing wayyyyy behind the high heat. He got clowned.

This is one of the greatest baseball gifs I’ve ever seen.

The worst part of this experience is that there’s now incontrovertible video proof that he attended an O’s game.

According to the unwritten rules Derek Dietrich must now be stung and killed by 1000 bees and buried in a honeycomb coffin.

Are we not men?

I can’t wait for Monday after his second game. In that game he’ll throw more yardage and points to the defense than to Giants receivers and NY sports radio will have a field day.

“Sal from Metuchen, you’re on...”

Do we still call them the White Sox once they’ve shit down their leg like that?

I wish they’d let the clip go longer, so it got to the part where Ellen Foley and Meat Loaf start singing again.