I'm still coming to grips that we both find his daughter attractive.

I know what you meant, but my mind went immediately to the thought of him being put out to stud

Boy, it sure would be nice if the Clintons and The Deep State didn’t have such nefarious control of the horse racing industry! Sad!

Breen: Curry rises up for the jam!

This was one of the greatest games I’ve ever watched and the single greatest feat was pulled off by my wife. We’re watching the 3rd overtime from a small town on the coast and we’re out of beer and the only store that sells it is a quarter mile away and closes at 11. At 10:50 with the blazers down 5 with 8 or so…

Dude, New York Bystanders was *right there*.

More like the New York Bye-landers, amirite?

What, you’re going to argue with metrics?

“You wanna be in the next memo, putz?”

The real death lineup is the friends we make along the way.

The Rockets are fully the most unlikeable team in the NBA.

The title’s clear, the GIF is clear, the video is clear, yet I’m still not sure this isn’t another James Harden flop.

At least we’re finally getting an answer to “what would it look like if an entire organization was the old lady who complained to the HOA about your lawn?”

The memo’s smug conclusion, clearly based in Logic and Facts, frames the failure of the Rockets to hit any of 27 straight threes, and the failure of Chris Paul’s hamstring to stay healthy, as less significant than those 81 disputed calls.

Yeah nope they could hit Harden over the head with a steel chair and I wouldn’t give a fuck

So we’re in agreeance. Dick eating all around!

But it’s fascinating to imagine otherwise

Infinite scroll strikes again.  What a stupid feature.

I’m all for it being a new trend to have one person comment on the wrong article.