Pfft. I play defense 110% anytime somebody tries to cut in front of me at the buffet.

LeBron passed Wilt at #5 on the all-time scoring list, which is cool until you realize Wilt has him beat 20,000 to high school sweetheart.

fuck this is good

When Bill Simmons, he of multiple theories regarding fucking Teen Wolf, is the person rightly questioning your hypothesis, it is probably quarter baked at best.

This is what middle managers think smart people sound like.

Because that’s where black people in the West Indies came from Nigeria, or west Africa probably.

Ewing continued, “I mean balls, er, nads, sorry, twig berries. What I’m trying to say is he took out both testicles and revealed them to everyone while cupping them with his hands and playing well. No no, he played basketball well, not with the testicle balls well, which he did do, but that’s not what I meant. Hey,…

Suddenly DeAndre’s hitting the babyback makes more sense.

All you people who scoffed whenever I said LeBron is better than Jordan can go to Hell.

His legacy is winning a national title as a freshman at Syracuse. 

Apparently he knew he was a joke?

And we’ll make Mexico pay for it!

/shrugs

I don’t know, as a general rule it seems like people should be wary of getting an unsolicited Favre pic.

I pulled 5 guys from a “Worst Starting QB for Every Team” list to compare, Peterman is but a child compared to some of these absolute units. I’m a lifelong Falcons fan and have never heard of Kim McQuilken, and I’m sad about that. 2-5, 17.9 rating, NEGATIVE ANY/A(!!!!) Where’s this guy’s statue I wanna go pee on it

The Google scrape of Wikipedia is so much more satisfying than the actual wiki article.

needs more jab step.

Wait, that Wing ISO where Mello holds the ball for 9 seconds and does a step back jumper is over?

Sounds like Melo’s going to have a lot more time on his hands.