Very similar pattern to me making my way to the bathroom 13 beers in

Was Urban aware of the beating firsthand? 

Usually the ball can be found below the D.

Peter Angelos seems unlikely to be with us much longer, but he has been a long-time supporter of liberal causes. His son, Orioles COO John Angelos had a fairly enlightened take during the Freddie Grey protests: http://www.baltimoresun.com/business/bs-bz-john-angelos-riots-20150508-story.html

The Green Bay Packer owners are reliable Republican voters, prob only give $5 at a time tho

Eli Manning Dislikes:

Nah, everyone knows that the key Tom’s lustrous hair is that Giselle throws some scrambled eggs in with his kibble when he’s been good.

If he would just drink TB12 water, OBJ would not only never be dehydrated, but he’d also be immune to concussions and sunburn, while enjoying clearer skin, whiter teeth, and thicker, more lustrous hair…

He’s also pushing a new water replacement therapy.

Some guys’ bodies dehydrate quicker than others

Dammit, I had Eli in my First New York Giant To Use The Phrase “Gets All Sloshy” In A Media Interview pool.

Bobby Boucher is rolling over in his grave.

Video from the Rose Garden purports to show Stauskas nailing five three-pointers

Hey! That gem belongs to the other “greatest rag in New York”!

Welcome to the Deadspin commentariat, Emmitt Smith!

Who is this Nik Stauskas you speak of? I only know of him by his legal name...

I saw this game but I refuse to believe that part really happened. In that moment, I emphasized with moon landing conspiracy theorists.

If you think the way they got Manny Machado to fit into a Yankees uniform is disturbing you should see how they get one to fit on CC Sabathia.

Mike McCoy is so bad that even Jeff Fisher wouldn’t hire him.

No snark here: I’m glad basketblogging is back. It beats the hell out of all the depressing ass football-blogging posts.