He just needs to switch jobs with his brother.

are you photo-shopping that image to be more red each time it gets posted? I swear...

You forgot one part......(It’s the basis of her entire campaign here in Minnesota)

She needs to only look in the mirror to see the real chimp.  My gosh is this woman hideous. She has man hands, a raisin-like neck and a face the sun fears. She is plastic surgery gone wrong.  

I was at a work conference recently and one of the speakers was a fairly prominent sheriff who repeatedly kept using the phrase “cotton picking” as in, “he was out of his cotton-picking mind.” This continued throughout his entire (long) presentation which, of course, ended with a boilerplate, “If I offended anyone…

When reached for comment Karin Housley remarked, “I haven’t made a comment like that in a coon’s age. Oh, and I’m sure the George Soros “media types” (please note I’m using finger quotes here [ed. note: Mrs. Housley verbalized that over the phone]) are gonna make something out of THAT innocent comment. I swear to…

Even Entertainment Tonight host Mary Hart was sick of Grandal’s shit.

Sorry to hear this, he’s been one of the Brewers' best players in this series.

Eesh. Here’s hoping Barnes doesn’t have yasmani passed balls as Grandal in Game 4.

I get that it’s ALL wrong and TWO wrongs don’t make a right...But I’m also a petty bitch and it’s why I don’t feel too bad when stuff like this happens to Burfict.

Even

Agreed. I definitely think Brady could be a multisport athlete.

“If he’s so white, why wasn’t he lined up as quarterback?” -Officer on the scene.

I watched this game at a bar where the nice lady sitting next to me, who seemed interested but not into football, couldn’t stop talking about Mahomes. This is truly a remarkable thing that Mahomes is doing — encouraging any woman at a bar to talk to me! What a world!

Yeah, Patriots teams haven’t gotten any kind of love for nearly two decades. Rough being a fan these days.

Uncut Jalen Ramsey

There’s no way Tom Brady was going to let go of that ball just because Breeland grabbed his legs. You have to yell “Droppit!” and pull it out of his mouth. It’s so annoying because he knows you can’t throw it for him again unless he lets go of it.

That wasn’t beer. It was Bud Light.

Stadium security attempted to find the beer thrower, but everyone in that section stood up one by one and and shouted “I AM TAWWMY FROM QUINZEE!”

Yeah, the Aaron Hernandez story is a sad one.