Having difficulty making sense of what’s going on here. Can someone tell me how to select the chronological feed option on Kinja?

does this post actually make no sense to anyone else?

Dam it do beavers do it,

I wonder how she is on the second date?

That’s old hat. If you want to see a Bills Mafia mating ritual taken to the next level get a load of Captain America over here:

Buffalo “buffalo” buffalo buffalo.

I, for one, am excited to see “This Love” reimagined as the story of Tom Brady and Bill Belichick.

The League settled on Maroon 5 after Roger Goodell misunderstood Jerry Jones’s request, “Get me someone like last time, but with less personality and who sucks more.”

Looks like the NFL’s front office really was listening when the Hall of Fame board said they were finding it harder and harder to breathe. 

GWAR got robbed. Again.

Leader of men, assaulter of women. 

SMH ... Nike’s paying millions to Kaep to disrespect our troops, and Big Ben can’t even get regional spots for Dick’s Sporting Goods when he’s out here making everyday Veteran’s Day.

I think this is a question only Stormy Daniels knows the answer to with certainty. 

Weirder penis, Big Ben or Trump?

They’re on top of the world and are in control of the whole game, but can’t stop playing the victim card and whining like pathetic losers about how much everyone is out to get them. It’s not only annoying, it’s completely counterproductive, as they’re going to wake up soon on the bottom of the world, with no one to…

“Tom knows Bill is the best coach in the league, but he’s had enough of him. If Tom could, I think he would divorce him.”

“If Tom could, I think he would divorce him.”

Side note: A lot of people are giving props to the Orioles for being the first team to go with a braille logo, but I have a couple thoughts on this: Number one, it isn’t like blind people are feeling the jerseys of the players, they had to be told that the players were wearing these jerseys. Also, the dots are not…

Getting two extra bases because somebody else doesn’t know what’s going on is great in baseball. It’s not so good in any other context.

FYI, sharia law now involves scantily clad women, men bending over in front of other men, alcohol, and touching a pig skin.