Lincicome has also described Ben Roethlisberger as a “Really Awesome ProfessIonal SporTs-guy.”

The cinder blocks help the anabolic steroids transubstantiate into the blood of the savior, bro.

They’re bad, but not as bad as the Tim Duncan guy at pickup games who is always trying to give me advice on how to create a truly diversified investment portfolio that will be able to weather the down times in the market and lead to a secure retirement.

In my day, some fucking asshole poseur kids nailed APPLE baskets to trees, thinking they could be just like James Naismith.

“A huge Vandy boner”

He was a Purdue grad, the thought of it is probably what killed him.

Don’t the Sixers already have a “centers-only” starting five?

What’s the going rate for meth and backroom opiates?

You: full of shit.

Well, some baseball people from Chicago will be drinking champagne in October.

Yea, fuck these guys. 200 people is insane for a hotel room. Find somewhere else at 12:30am.

You know what these guys really need? A $54,000 per year tax cut so that their conspicuously consumed dollars can trickle down to the 24 million who are soon to be without health insurance.  

“Where can I get some of that? Asking for a friend.”

Given all the hunger and suffering in today’s world, this is nothing short of terroirism.

Seahawk fans are mildly excited at the prospect of FEAST MODE!

When I saw the tied up woman I assumed it was Baylor.

That’s a lot of effort to tell everyone you’re going to go 8-5 and then lose in the Del Boca Vista Phase II Bowl

You want to see a truly pathetic pursuit of a 27-year-old, join me ladies night at Applebees.

So you’re saying the outlook isn’t looking good for a Hightower after encountering a Jet in New York?

Ugh. Almost every point you make here and throughout this entire conversation is an assumption.