“As for Gary Bettman, every once in a blue moon I naively lapse into thinking he’s a decent guy...”

I also blame all of my professional failings on American Indian burial grounds. 

From what I’ve read, this public perception of Ty Cobb as evil incarnate/the biggest racist who ever played the game was shaped by his 1962 “autobiography,” which was a sensationalist piece of fiction ghostwritten by proven liar, memorabilia forger and serial fabulist Al Stump.

A scene in the life of the online libertarian:

That is an excellent point!

I just want to say that the cartoon rendering of Mike Francesa must be an idealized version of him, because it has no mouth.

“The Robot Umpire Is Moving Up In The World”

“There are two types of shitty small businesses in Northern New Jersey. One is run by old-money fuddy duddies and has not changed anything since its hideous patriarch started it several generations ago. That’s the Giants. The other is an adult novelty shop run by men who wear a lot of gold jewelry and yell all the…

It’s a welcome change from the last owner, who got exciteable about black people for all the wrong reasons.

Look on the bright side, at least it wasn’t H.H. Holmes.

“The Rockies Tried Their Best To Kill The Yankees”

Maybe I would’ve starred myself if you gave me 68.

In a shocking twist, no I didn’t.

I come here every day to read funny and insightful comments, so I guess we’re both pretty disappointed.

I’m beginning to think Andy Kaufman lived and James Dolan is his greatest character yet.

I don’t have a joke here. I just came to say I’m a crusty old baseball fan who hates this rule and feels like it’s all gone down hill since the DH.

The only thing I would cut my dick off for is a significantly larger replacement dick.

Jaxson Hayes humiliated Mychal Mulder in what I like to call “The Battle of Two Guys Whose First Names I Definitely Would’ve Spelled Wrong if I Hadn’t Seen Them in Print First.”

“If I’m the king, the first thing I do is try to stop the plague.”

Brodie Van Wagenen is the perfect name for a rich, spoiled villain in a National Lampoon’s movie.