The crowd probably finds this game as titilating as cold showers and Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold night.

Ladies and gentlemen, meet your new closer for the Baltimore Orioles.

Todd Frazier’s dad was my high school principal. He’s a really wonderful guy who always treated me with good humor and kindness, even though I was in trouble at least once a week. One day after a particularly inexcusable incident, my father was sitting in Mr. Frazier’s office with me, and they discussed my pitiful…

Dad, is that you?

Think of it like a blind date that you have to pay $2.6 million a year.

I completely agree. For example, I was raised with two parents in the home and I continue to be a gigantic piece of shit.

He’s not just the board man, he’s the cardboard man too.

So this has to beat Schilling’s bloody sock, right?

And that’s a totally fair take, and I agree! I just feel like the writer spending 1500 words mocking/trashing virtually every aspect of West’s life because he might (welp, probably) accept the Presidential Medal of Freedom is a little much.

I don’t really understand the point of this nasty hit piece.

It’s the Mets, so I wasn’t entirely sure that it wasn’t their most reliable reliever posing in the headline pic with Mickey Callaway.

I was *really* hoping this would be a follow-up to the Mark Stevens story.

Counter-counterpoint: Nah.

“OJ Absolutely DECAPITATES His Haters In This Viral Tweet”

Wow. The people of St. Louis love their Blues almost as much as the people of West Virginia love their blues.

At its best, the blues is about suffering. Are they going to change their name now to the “St. Louis Kenny Wayne Shepherds”?

DeMarcus’s ligaments are snapping like worn guitar strings? Looks like JD & The Straight Shot has a new band member/irresponsible Knicks max contract.

Maybe it’s Bud Light and it’s both piss and beer.

This is the best comment.

Maybe that photographer will think twice next time he flips his bat.