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Time-traveling, or do his parents just have really bad taste?

How did no one mention the legendary 2014 AFC finalist Indianapolis Colts?

Frank Robinson was one of the most electric talents to ever hold a bat and my favorite player who never played for my team. I only wish I got to watch him play in his time and not in YouTube videos.

Toni Kukoc, the spider from Split. The original stretch 4. I had a Kukoc jersey as a kid. Mostly because I enjoyed kids in Ewing jerseys stealing my lunch money.

Well then, an earnest congratulations on your sobriety and, to a lesser extent, having avoided Malört.

Eh, I’m pretty sure when LeBron and AD went for dinner back in December they weren’t discussing their preliminary Oscar picks.

If you think deep dish is overrated and you argue against MJ being the GOAT, you better have some positive things to say about Malort, or else you’re in trouble brother.

Excellent. I don’t care if this is a wise move (it’s not), but this scorched earth, “fuck you for tampering through LeBron, we’re going to destabilize your team” pettiness is exactly what the Lakers deserve.

This guy is in desperate need of a more intimidating mustache. The tats say “bite the curb,” and the ’stache says “who took my stapler?”

Don’t forget when Gilbert Arenas was paid $111 Million for 68 games worth of work by, you guessed it, the Washington Wizards.

This guy has the look of someone who has just been offered a heaping plate of Skyline Chili.

At this point football’s not working out for them, so why not?

Did you consider that maybe LeBron is sitting alone because he told the rest of the guys “daddy needs some alone time”?

I just came to say I was just reading about John Houseman and found it very coincidental to see a reference to him in an article about the Super Bowl 20 minutes later. Carry on.

Sounds like you’re just jealous you didn’t get to smooch Bob Kraft too.

“What a great time to live here in these United States.”

He’s gonna love playing in Landover.

I sympathize with NC State. If anyone knows what it’s like not to score, it’s me.

“As a jaded insurance Defense attorney...”