Just looks like they’re really tripling down on “redface.”

“...his free-throw rate has gone off a cliff this season to .113; for comparison, James Harden’s free throw rate is .490.”

“Marginally better pizza”??? Compared to L.A.??? TAKE IT BACK YOU MONSTER!

Man, I don’t get it. I would love to live in New Orleans. But maybe that’s the hedonistic alcoholism talking.

Go back to Info Wars, shit for brains.

*Conservatives

*Googles Chuck Hughes*

No, I’m sure his fellow Republicans were just busy doing regular 2019 Republican things, like disenfranchising minorities, figuring out creative ways to screw the working poor, and literally stealing candy from babies.

If Turkish strongman Recep Erdogan had any semblance of decency, he would lay off of Enes Kanter.

“Sun gets held by the Moon.”

I don’t think it’s remotely appropriate to argue with fans like that. Twitter DM’s are meant solely for unsolicited dick pics.

Looks like whatever causes the Knicks to play like they do may be contagious.

Roy Oswalt just made a note to self about dying in a plane crash.

Your take on this made me wonder if Murray Chass learned how to use a computer.

I have to agree. This was a pretty turrible decision by the 76ers.

Last night I overheard a couple of Knicks fans speculating on how many titles they’ll win when they acquire Kyrie, AD and KD.

I hope Gillette doesn’t make a commercial about it.

Fußballmannschaftsschwanzgrößeauswahl

I prefer the Warriors’ promotion where if they win another title, every fan gets to have a threesome with Joe Lacob and the Larry O’Brien trophy.

I think Staley Da Bear is fine, just havin’ another heart attack.