With all of the unpleasant tanking going on, it’s refreshing to see a franchise really lean into “really fucking mediocre” like the Timberwolves do.

Hypocrisy and smug moralism versus selfishness and egomania?

The two last names part? Or the drinking before noon part?

I don’t take his word for it, because I never trust a man with two first names.

“I can’t believe that actually happened...not the gymnastics routine, but the Holocaust.”

As a Jew, I can confirm that we don’t all “stick together”, but we do have a delightful meeting every month to game plan for our continued control over the media, the economy, foreign policy, and the matzo industry.

Gruden is “very high” on Peterman?

Granted, 2008 was terrible, but we also elected a level-headed, compassionate president who did his very best to bring stability and prosperity to the country. Now we have a thin-skinned, unhinged career criminal who surrounds himself with ghoulish, wannabe Nazis and amoral liars, as we teeter on the precipice of…

“FUCK YOU DEADSPIN THE BULLS SUCK, LET ME LIVE IN GODDAMNED PEACE.”

Why would you want to go back to 2008, when George W. Bush was President, the Iraq War was still raging and the Great Recession was just beginning?

Worse than the Confederate flag t-shirt, we’ve seen Trump supporter Trevor Bauer wear this hat for several years now:

You clearly never met my grandfather in his later years.

The Denver Papa John-cos?

Babe Ruth: 714 Homers > Jamberg: IDK making a strong bet you’re not Barry Bonds or Hank Aaron.

While that is disgusting, not all people who love the history of this game (and think the game is inferior now) pepper our conversations with racist language/ideas.

Thank you. When there were so many awful, racist bastards in the history of the great game (Tris Speaker and Cap Anson come first to mind), it’s amazing that a man who believed in integration and has no verifiable connection with outside |the norm of the day| racism is synonymous with bad baseball.

No fucking shit. Man from a million years ago wouldn’t succeed in today’s game. Bill Russell could never be a stretch 5 and would be benched for his inability to hit free throws. Howie Morenz wouldn’t stand a chance against a physical defenseman or a butterfly style goalie. Fuck, could Sammy Baugh even complete a pass…

Amen.

Well both Hugh and Jesus have been known to associate with prostitutes.

Excellent work.