“We both know Buster isn’t living on a farm upstate. He died and was cremated and it will only be positive for your development to accept this and move on already.”

Wait, you can fire someone for being an unhinged dumbass on Twitter? Asking for 325,000,000 American friends.

“...probably a Popeye’s biscuit away from being a tight end.”

Is that the trickery, the CTE or just the Mississippi talking?

This is an excellent comment.

Haha yes. Always a classic. “Anyone who knows me...” except the women towards whom I exhibited this hideous behavior.

To be fair, my point is that I also don’t ever want to hear that bullshit ever again either.

I can’t wait to hear that this video is “not representative of who am I as a person.”

I am a neutral observer, but I am rooting for a Browns resurgence, the fans deserve it. Hue definitely cost that team at least three wins.

All good. I’m just amazed there is such a thing as a Hue apologist. 

And any kindergartner would’ve detected my sarcasm.

3-36-1 is what you call failure? 

As if Derek Carr’s life wasn’t already hell?

You can bake one cake but it does not make you a baker.

A short comparison in internet coherence:

Sounds like me asking a woman out to dinner. And yes, I usually specify to her that “I’m having a heartfelt.”

Genau. I was just referring to the long I sound. And I was/am halb besoffen.

I’m pretty sure Chris Berman would’ve worked “some like it hot and some sweat when the Heath is on” into that call.

Fun fact: Changing it to rhyme with “Heisman” reverted it back to its proper German pronunciation.

Tucker Carlson, or “man who is incredibly disturbed to find out his wife finds Mario Lopez sexy.”