I would like to go on the record that I would have no problem dating a porn star.

Can it truly be called “Fox & Friends” when it’s clear that no normal person would ever be friends with any of these fuckheads?

As a lifelong Cubs fan, Shawon Dunston hasn’t seen four balls in his entire life.

“You don’t, wanna fuck with Shady

“Soooooo....do you still not want us to buy your pizza?”

You could say that.

I lost my virginity in the back seat of an old Toyota in a strip mall parking lot with “It’s Still Rock and Roll To Me” blaring on the radio. So I’m not in a position to judge is what I’m saying.

My comment of “it’s exhausting” was referring to “I don’t even know what to be offended by anymore.”

I know we always hear that these men are millionaires who play a game for a living, but if I were on the field for this miserable affair, I probably would’ve retired by the 14th inning and immediately started my new career shoveling shit for a living.

I can definitely get behind that sentiment. 

Hahaha.

This is a microcosm of why we lose elections. We pick the most ridiculous hills to die on and while we are fighting each other over who is the purest, sweetest soul, the right-wing comes in, steals our lunch money, and normalizes white supremacy again.

Seriously. It’s exhausting.

I just came here to say that in my opinion, as a long time lover of craft beer, hazy IPA’s are garbage and deserve to be banished to the dustbin of drunk bro history.

Obama is such a moron. What kind of leader turns down the geopolitical insights of world-renowned diplomat and definitely not batshit crazy person Dennis Rodman.

“Full of sound, spectacle, blustering, and no substance” is a pretty good summary of the president himself.

Agreed. I also think the sea change in how SP are used means that the voters need to/will reevaluate the traditional counting stats.

Thank you.

No.